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fuck yeah nakodiles

Aug 12 '12

Anonymous asked:

Nak?

NAK THE GLASSES ARE TALKING TO ME! NAK NAK NAK NAK

Aug 12 '12

WANT A NAK LOG?

NAK NAK I HAVE GLASSES! PESTER ME ON nakoDiles! NAK NAK NAK. ALL LOGS WILL BE UPLOADED UNLESS YOU ARE NOT THE SMARTEST IN YOUR FAMILY

Tags: Nak Nakodile Nakodiles Pesterchum homestuck Nak Log

Aug 12 '12

NAK NAK

rollercoaster-fatality:

w hy nakodil eswhy this 

NAK NAK WHY? WHAT DID I DO? NAK NAK

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Aug 12 '12

NAK NAK THE GLASSES ARE A SALAMANDER

FULL NAK LOG - Here

THEIR TUMBLR - Here

[09:37] — nakoDiles [ND] began pestering tipsyBandit [TB] at 21:37 —

[09:38] TB: I AM 8UT A HUM8LE SALAMANDER
[09:38] ND: NAK NAK SALAMANDER? NAK NAK
[09:38] ND: NAK NAK DO YOU KNOW ANY HEROS? NAK NAK
[09:38] TB: I DO
[09:38] TB: ONE JUST PASSED THROUGH HERE A SHORT TIME AGO
[09:38] TB: HE DID THE WINDY THING

[09:39] TB: GLUB I DONT KNOW THAT GUY GLUB
[09:40] ND: NAK NAK I DON’T KNOW YOUR GUY!  NAK NAK
[09:40] ND: NAK NAK BUT I AM THE SMARTEST IN THE FAMILY  NAK NAK
[09:40] TB: GLUB GLUB WELL I AM JUST A SIMPLE MUSHROOM FARMER GLUB
[09:40] TB: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MUSHROOMS???
[09:41] ND: NAK NAK YES. IT SHOULD REPLACE THE HERO I AM LACKING IN MY SOUP!  NAK NAK
[09:41] — tipsyBandit [TB]  gives nakodile a mushroom —

[09:47] ND: NAK NAK MY GLASSES ARE TALKING TO ME!  NAK NAK
[09:47] ND: NAK NAK WHAT DO I DO?  NAK NAK
[09:47] TB: SCREAM AT THEM GLUB
[09:47] TB: MY GALSSES
[09:47] TB: ALSO TALK TO ME
[09:47] TB: I OBTAINED THEM FROM THE HERO
[09:47] ND: NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK
[09:47] TB: GLUB GLUB I AM SO CONFUSED
[09:48] TB: GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB
[09:48] ND: NAK NAK I MADE MY GLASSES  NAK NAK
[09:48] ND: NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK
[09:48] TB: GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB
[09:50] ND: NAK NAK THE GLASSES KEEP REPLYING! NAK NAK
[09:50] TB: GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB
[09:50] ND: NAK NAK THEY SAY GLUB A LOT OF THE TIME NAK NAK
[09:50] TB: SO DO MINE
[09:50] ND: NAK NAK WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? NAK NAK
[09:50] TB: I DONT UNDERSTAND
[09:50] TB: MINE KEEP NAKING GLUB GLUB
[09:50] TB: I…
[09:50] TB: I DONT KNOW
[09:50] TB: IT JUST MEANS GLUB
[09:50] TB: I DONT UNDERSTAND ALL THESE NAKS
[09:51] TB: MY GLASSES
[09:51] TB: GLU GLUB THEY KEEP NAKING GLUB
[09:51] ND: NAK NAK WHAT DOES GLUB MEAN?!  NAK NAK
[09:51] ND: NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK
[09:51] TB: GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUBGLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB
[09:51] TB: I DONT UNDERSTAND NAK
[09:51] TB: GLUB GLUB I DONT SPEAK THIS FOREIGN TOUNGE
[09:52] ND: NAK NAK I DON’T UNDERSTAND! NAK NAK
[09:52] ND: NAK NAK AND I’M THE SMARTEST IN THE FAMILY! NAK NAK
[09:52] TB: GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB MAYBE THE GLASSES ARE SALAMANDERS IN DISGUISE GLUB
[09:52] TB: GLUB  WERE TRICKY THAT WAY GLUB GLUB
[09:53] ND: NAK NAK MAYBE YOUR GLASSES ARE CROCODILES! NAK NAK
[09:53] TB: YES YES THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE GLUB
[09:53] TB: GLUB GLUB THOUGH I DONT KNOW WHAT A CROCODILE IS GLUB
[09:53] ND: NAK NAK HELLO SALAMANDER GLASSES!  NAK NAK
[09:53] TB: I AM SURE THIS MUST BE TRUE GLUB GLUB
[09:53] ND: NAK NAK ALL CROCODILES GO NAK!  NAK NAK
[09:53] TB: CROCODILE FRIEND HELLO GLUB GLUB
[09:54] ND: NAK NAK IT’S A COMMON FACT. NAK NAK

[09:57] TB: GLUB GLUB ONION AND MUSHROOM SOUP GLUB
[09:57] TB: IT IS A DELCACY ONLY PREPARED BY THE BEST OF CHEFS GLUB GLUB
[09:58] ND: NAK NAK YES! ALL WE NEED IS TO ADD A HERO! NAK NAK
[09:58] TB: GLUB GLUB I KNOW WHERE TO FIND A HERO! GLUB

[10:00] TB: GLUB GLUB ON HIS MAGICAL GLOWING QUEST BED! GLUB
[10:00] TB: GLUB THAT IS WHER WE SHALL FIND HIM GLUB GLUB
[10:00] TB: GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB
[10:02] ND: NAK NAK YES! FOOD FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY NAK NAK
[10:03] TB: GLUB GLUB YES THIS WILL BE A GLORIOUS EVENING GLUB

[10:07] ND: NAK NAK I SHALL TUMBLE ABOUT YOU NAK NAK
[10:07] TB: GLUB GLUB GO AHEAD GLASSES CROCODILE
[10:07] TB: TUMBLE AWAY GLUB
[10:08] ND: NAK NAK I SHALL! NAK NAK
[10:08] TB: GLUB GLUB WONERFUL GLUB
[10:10] ND: NAK NAK DO YOU WANT TO BE LINKED GLASSES? NAK NAK
[10:11] TB: GLUB GLUB SURE WHY NOT GLUB
[10:11] TB: http://tipsybandit.tumblr.com/
[10:12] TB: GLUB GLUB SHALL I BLOG ABOUT YOU KIND GLASSES? GLUB
[10:12] ND: NAK NAK IF YOU WANT TO! NAK NAK
[10:12] ND:  NAK NAK  http://nakodiles.tumblr.com/ NAK NAK
[10:15] ND: NAK NAK MY GLASSES ARE FLASHING RED NAK NAK
[10:15] ND: NAK NAK WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME? NAK NAK
[10:16] TB: GLUB GLUB I DONT KNOW GLUB GLUB
[10:16] TB: GLUB I AM TELLING YOU THAT I AM CONFUSED AND DISORIENTED GLUB

[10:16] ND: NAK NAK OKAY! HAVE I TOLD YOU I’M THE SMARTEST IN MY FAMILY? NAK NAK
[10:17] TB: GLUB GLUB IM NOT SURE. GLUB GLUB ARE YOU?
[10:17] ND: NAK NAK OF COURSE I AM THE SMARTEST NAK NAK
[10:18] ND: NAK NAK I MADE THESE GLASSES WHILE I WAS IN THE HERO’S HOUSE NAK NAK

[10:20] ND: NAK NAK I DONN’T KNOW! I JUST PRESSED A BUTTON AND THEY WERE MADE, BUT I PRESSED THE BUTTON A LOT BEFORE I LOOKED WHAT HAPPENED NAK NAK
[10:20] ND: NAK NAK I MADE A LOT OF GLASSES NAK NAK
[10:20] ND: NAK NAK I THINK I HAVE ENOUGH TO FEED MY FAMILY FOR A LONG TIME NAK NAK
[10:21] TB: GLUB GLUB YES DELICIOUS GLASSES GLUB
[10:21] ND: NAK NAK GLASSES SOUP IS DELICIOUS NAK NAK
[10:21] ND: NAK NAK OR WAS IT MOLASSES SOUP? NAK NAK
[10:22] TB: GLUB GLUB ALL SOUP IS DELICIOUS SOUP GLUB
[10:23] ND: NAK NAK THAT IS VERY TRUE NAK NAK

[10:23] ND: NAK NAK DO YOU SEE THAT BUTTON ON THE SIDE, TOO? NAK NAK
[10:23] ND: NAK NAK GLASSES! WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO?! NAK NAK
[10:23] TB: GLUB GLUB WHAT BUTTON GLUB
[10:23] ND: NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK
[10:23] TB: GLUB WHAT BUTTON WHAT UTTON GLUB
[10:24] ND: NAK NAK THAT ONE! SHOULD I PRESS IT? NAK NAK
[10:24] TB: GLUB GLUB YES GLUB
[10:24] TB: GLUB YOU SHOULD TEST IT GLUB
[10:24] TB: GLUB GLUB SEE IF IT IS SOUP GLUB
[10:24] ND: NAK NAK I MADE MORE GLASSES!  NAK NAK
[10:24] ND: NAK NAK WHAT ABOUT THIS LEVER? NAK NAK
[10:24] TB: GLUB GLUB AMAZING GLUB
[10:24] ND: NAK NAK OH MY NAK. IT IS DARK! NAK NAK
[10:24] ND: NAK NAK WHAT DO I DO? NAK NAK
[10:25] TB: GLUB PULL IT AGAIN
[10:25] ND: NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK RUN AWAY FROM THE DARKNESS NAK NAK
[10:25] — nakoDiles [ND]  hits a wall. —
[10:26] TB: GLUB GLUB BE CAREFUL WALLS ARE DANGEROUS GLUB
[10:26] ND: NAK NAK GLASSES!? ARE YOU OKAY? NAK NAK
[10:26] ND: NAK NAK SAY SOMETHING! NAK NAK
[10:26] TB: GLUB GLUB YES I AM FINIE GLUB AND I AMA SALAMANDER I THINK

[10:28] ND: NAK NAK MY FAMILY IS NAKKING! FEEL FREE TO TELL ME YOUR TROUBLES LATER THOUGH! NAK NAK

[10:29] TB: GLUB I WILL TALK TO YOU LATE THEN GLUB
[10:29] ND: NAK NAK GOODBYE NAK NAK
[10:29] — nakoDiles [ND] ceased pestering tipsyBandit [TB] at 22:29 —

Tags: consorts nakodile pesterlog Nak Log Homestuck

Aug 12 '12

NAK NAK A HERO’S QUEST! (NAK LOG)

FULL NAK LOG - Here

THEIR TUMBLR - Here


[09:33] ND: NAK NAK MY GLASSES ARE TALKING TO ME NAK NAK
[09:34] ND: NAK NAK WHAT DO I DO? NAK NAK
[09:34] PM: *answer them!
[09:34] ND: NAK NAK OKAY NAK NAK
[09:34] ND: NAK NAK HELLO GLASSES NAK NAK
[09:34] ND: NAK NAK WHAT NOW? NAK NAK
[09:35] PM: *just keep talking to them i guess
[09:35] ND: NAK NAK I AM THE SMARTEST IN MY FAMILY. NAK NAK
[09:35] ND: NAK NAK ARE YOU VERY SMART, GLASSES? NAK NAK
[09:36] PM: *yeah i guess so are you talking to me
[09:37] ND: NAK NAK I AM? NAK NAK

[09:39] ND: NAK NAK THE OTHERS ARE ALL WORKING ON THE HERO SOUP.  NAK NAK
[09:39] ND: NAK NAK I AM IN CHARGE OF FINDING THE HERO TO GO INTO IT NAK NAK
[09:39] ND: NAK NAK BUT THEN I MADE THESE AWESOME SHADES NAK NAK
[09:40] PM: *yeah its easy to get distracted
[09:40] ND: NAK NAK DO YOU HAVE A QUEST?  NAK NAK
[09:41] PM: *the biggest quest ive ever been on was to get out of bed beofre 1pm
[09:42] ND: NAK NAK THAT WOUNDS LIKE A HEROS QUEST!  NAK NAK
[09:42] PM: *it was tough but i made it
[09:42] ND: NAK NAK MAY I HAVE YOUR BODY THEN, HHERO? NAK NAK
[09:42] PM: *um
[09:42] PM: *if you want okay
[09:43] ND: NAK NAK YES  NAK NAK
[09:43] ND: NAK NAK LOOKS LIKE I CAN FINALLY HAVE HERO SOUP!  NAK NAK

[09:45] ND: NAK NAK WHERE CAN I PICK UP THE BODY?  NAK NAK
[09:46] PM: *its in canada

[09:48] PM: *its really close to lohac
[09:48] PM: *you just have to sort of leave the planet and take a left
[09:48] ND: NAK NAK OH OKAY NAK NAK
[09:48] ND: NAK NAK I’LL SEE YOU IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES! NAK NAK
[09:49] ND: NAK NAK FEEL FREE TO TELL ME YOUR PROBLEMS LATER! NAK NAK

[09:50] — nakoDiles [ND] ceased pestering pseudocomicalMastermind [PM] at 21:50 —

3 notes Tags: consorts nakodile pesterlog nak log Homestuck

Aug 12 '12

rollercoaster-fatality:

i feel like im repeating myself a lot and everyhting in nakodiles 

NAK NAK I AM THE SMARTEST IN THE FAMILY! NAK NAK

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Aug 12 '12

OMY NAKING GOD I NAKKKKKED UP

rollercoaster-fatality:

IF YOU KNOW WHO I AM I SWEAR TO GOD

NAK NAK YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY A HERO NAK NAK

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Aug 12 '12

OBNAKIOUS ONE (NAK LOG - Eridan)

FULL NAK LOG - Here

[23:03] ND: NAK NAK MAY I HAVE YOUR BODY? NAK NAK
[23:06] CA: no
[23:06] ND: NAK NAK AW NAK NAK
 
[23:07] ND: NAK NAK DO YOU KNOW A HERO THAT WILL LET ME HAVE THEIR BODY? NAK NAK
[23:07] CA: i dont
[23:07] CA: maybe you should ask gamzee

[23:13] ND: NAK NAK SO THE … TEREZI SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT OBNAKIOUS NAK NAK
[23:22] CA: obnakious
[23:22] ND: NAK NAK YES. WAIT SHE SAID NAK NAK
[23:22] ND: NAK NAK OBNOXIOUS NAK NAK
[23:22] ND: NAK NAK BUT I IMPROVED IT. NAK NAK

[23:26] ND: NAK NAK SHE ALSO SPOKE ABOUT YOU BEING LONELY AND MOODY. NAK NAK
[23:26] ND: NAK NAK I AM THE SMARTEST IN MY FAMILY. NAK NAK
[23:33] CA: its hard to tell
[23:33] ND: NAK NAK REALLY? NAK NAK
[23:33] ND: NAK NAK EVERYONE KNOWS I’M THE SMARTEST. NAK NAK
[23:33] ND: NAK NAK LIKE TEREZI IS THE SMARTEST HERO. NAK NAK

[23:37] ND: NAK NAK GOODBYE TASTY HOPE HERO NAK NAK
[23:37] ND: NAK NAK FEEL FREE TO TELL ME ALL YOUR TROUBLES NAK NAK
— caligulasAquarium [CA] ceased pestering nakoDiles [ND] at 23:41 —

Tags: consorts nakodile pesterlog Nak Log homestuck

Aug 11 '12
lindserton:

nakkadiles

lindserton:

nakkadiles

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Aug 11 '12

yazzdonut:

Okay now with all the consorts! I added Iguana and turtle. Their names are Liz (because lizards dah) and Tyler (8

Liz and Naki are very good friends they treat each other as bros.

 Tyler is very shy and is always intimidated by Roseturtle (as it is known that the turtles in the comic seem to have fear Rose and they start to sweat in her presence) 

Well some people asked if this would be an AU so yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, this is “Consortees”.

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